So super-cool existentialist-creative-Progressive Renaissance unconventional People's Republic of Portland and the first US-Little Beirut*!* (thanx to old Pappy 'H.W.'!)
Eat your cranky old hearts out, "Jersey Shores" lovers, Palin-pumpiing, teeny-peeny autocratic half-brain knuckle-draggers (etc.)!
Just 'cause you don't have that extra-evolved Progressive gene that makes you a full human-being and turns you into Con-server-itives instead...you won't like it here, so please don't come. and hey...Get over yourselves! You're SO yesterday's news!
Yeah, the TweedleDumbs and TweedleDumbers here are already screaming and hollering and getting their Victorian britches all in a bunch (tho it secretly gets'em off!).....
'cause our new Gov lives openly "out-of-wedlock" (sounds like prison!) with the beautiful-brainiac gal he says of: "she's certainly my first lady.". (That's SO sweeee!)
And we have an openly gay Mayor, too. So there! %P'''''
While "the rest of the country" and the Media mostly ignore us....we're cruising through socio-personal Evolution at warp speed out here on the Left Coast.
We don't even mind when Vermont or New York or SoCal take credit, a few years down the road, for what started here. It helps keep the trolls, ogres, sheep and wanna-bees away.
They can go to Jersey, with our blessings....buhbye!....
Peace Out*!*
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