NO HEALTH CARE REFORM FOR...YOU!!!

WHAT REPUBLICON POLITICIANS tell their loyal peasant followers about HEALTH CARE REFORM......

YOU DON'T NEED NO BIG GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE REFORM!
YOU DON'T NEED NO BIG GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRAT GETTIN' BETWEEN YOU & YOUR DOCTOR OR GETTIN' INVOLVED IN YOUR MEDICAID & MEDICARE "CHOICES"!
YOU'VE GOT IT MADE!
WE HAVE THE BEST HEALTH CARE IN THE WORLD RIGHT HERE IN THE GOOD OLD US-OF-A!
WHERE MILLIONS COME FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD TO GET OUR HEALTH CARE!
JUST SO THEY DON'T DIE WAITING IN MILES LONG LINES FOR MONTHS TO SEE A DOCTOR! WHERE DO THEY GO?
RIGHT HERE, BUDDY! WE'RE THE BEST! AMERICA IS ALWAYS THE BEST!!!
YOU DON'T NEED NO GO-DAMNED HEALTH CARE REFORM!!!
THOSE GOD-DAMNED FASCIST-COMMUNIST-NAZI-SOCIALIST-BIG GOVERNMENT-TAX & SPEND-ATHIEST-LIBERALS WILL STICK-IT TO YOU & YOUR KIDS & GRANDKIDS EVERY CHANCE THEY GET!
THEY'LL RAISE YOUR TAXES TO THOUSANDS A MONTH TO PAY FOR THEIR SOCIALIST HEALTH CARE REFORM! THEN THEY'LL RAISE TAXES ON FARMERS & SMLL BUSINESSES & ALL THOSE WHO WORK HARD TO PROVIED JOBS IN THIS COUNTRY! (Really, it's just the 1% of the Really-Really-Rich people, like me!, who will get lose their big fat creamy 75% tax cuts that go all the way back to our fearless leader, Ronny Raygun, God rest his soul! But you don't need to know that!)
THOSE BIG-CITY WEST-COAST ELITIST LIBERALS WILL TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY & LEAVE YOU WITH NOTHING! WHILE THEY PAY FOR A BUNCH OF SOCIALIST PROGRAMS THAT ARE JUST UN-GODLY & UN-AMERICAN!
SOME BIG GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRAT WILL GET BETWEEN YOU & YOUR DOCTOR! THEY'LL KILL YOUR GRANDMA & GRANDPA TO PAY FOR SOME FAT DRUNKEN DOPED-UP BUM'S REHAB PROGRAM! (Like Rush Limbaugh's, heh, heh, heh!)
IT'S UN-HOLY, I TELL YOU!
THEY EXPECT YOU TO PAY FOR EVERYBODY ELSE'S FRIVOLOUS HEALTH CARE & THEIR LAWSUITS AGAINST GOOD HONEST DOCTORS JUST TRYING TO DO THEIR JOBS! (Which is to push our Big Pharma medicines & pricey procedures that use equipment so expensive it could pass for a missile-defence system! & we get the kickback from it! heh heh heh!)
WE NEED ALL THE MONEY WE CAN GET TO FIGHT THOSE FIENDS FROM HELL THAT HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOMS! THOSE DAMNED A-RABS WHO WANT TO KILL EVERYBODY IN THIS COUNTRY! WHO WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11 & EVERYTHING ELSE BAD THAT'S HAPPENED IN THE LAST 900 YEARS!
WE NEED MORE SOLDIERS & MORE GUNS & AMO & MORE WAR MACHINES OF EVERYKIND & ESPECIALLY MORE "SECURITY FORCES"!!!
THOSE ARE THINGS YOU CAN BELIEVE IN! (And besides, I get my big campaign funds & bonuses & kickbacks & bribes & vacations with pretty young girls, &....well, you know. All those things that someone like me is entitled to. heh heh.)
WE HAVE TO FIGHT BIG ENTITLEMENTS! WE HAVE TO FIGHT FRIVOLOUS SPENDING!
WE HAVE TO FIGHT FOR THE MORALS OF THIS GOD-FEARING NATION THAT THOSE DAMNED COMMUNIST-FASCIST-SOCIALIST-GODLESS-LIBERALS WANT TO DESTROY!
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY'LL HAVE ABORTION CLINICS SET UP ON EVERY BLOCK & FORCE YOUR DAUGHTERS & GRAND-DAUGHTERS TO GET ABORTIONS! THAT'S WHAT THEY REALLY WANT!
THEY WANT TO KILL OFF GRANDMA & GRANDPA & ALL CONSERVATIVE BABIES!
THAT'S THE ONLY HOPE THEY HAVE OF WINNING ANYTHING IN THIS GOOD CENTER-RIGHT COUNTRY WHERE THE MAJORITY ARE JUST LIKE YOU! (LOL! Fools!..ah ha ha ha haaaaa........)
YOU CAN'T LET THEM & THEIR ILLEGAL PRESIDENT (Who's a Black boy, by the way! And a lousy Muslim, just likt the Terrorists! And an illegal alien! And a goddamned over-educated elitist snob who drinks foreign beer!) GET AWAY WITH THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR COUNTRY!
YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY FROM THOSE FASCIST-LIBERAL-SNOBS!
THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU & YOUR FAMILIES! THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU'RE SUFFERING BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR JOB & YOUR HOUSE & ALL YOUR PENSION & SAVINGS & EVERYTHING ELSE YOU EVER HAD OR HOPED TO HAVE! (Because thanks to George W. & all his good men, like me!, we took all your money & your jobs & your houses & your savings & pension palns & even your hundreds of Billions in bail-out money & spent it Wildly!!! aaaahhh hah hah hah hah haaaahhhhhh...!!!!)
NO, MY FRIENDS! YOU DON'T NEED NO DAMNED LIBERAL HEALTH CARE REFORM!
YOU'VE GOT IT MADE IN THE SHADE JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE!
YOU JUST KEEP BELIEVEING ME & ALL THE OTHER VERY VERY RICH BALD OLD WHITE MEN IN THE RNC!!!
WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THOSE SNEAKY A-RAB TERRORISTS JUST WAITING TO ATTACK YOU IN YOUR BEDROOMS!
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR TAXES RAISED TO PAY FOR EXPENSIVE & UNNECESSARY HEALTH CARE REFORM TO PAY FOR THOSE MISERABLE, HOMELESS, IRRESPONSIBLE, DRUNKEN, GAY, LOW-LIFE BUMS WHO PREY ON EVERY GODLY, TAX-PAYING, HARD-WORKING, RESPONSIBLE, MANLY-MAN LIKE YOU...& YOUR FAMILY, OF COURSE!

NOW REPEAT AFTER ME.....
NO HEALTH CARE REFORM!!! KILL OBAMA!!! DON'T TAKE MY GUNS AWAY!!! KILL OBAMA!!! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN NATION!!! KILL OBAMA!!! NO MORE ABORTIONS!!! KILL OBAMA!!! NO GUN CONTROL!!! KILL OBAMA!!! WAR ON ALL THOSE STINKIN' GODLESS CORRUPT SEXIST UPPITY BASTARD LIBERALS & THEIR SON-OF-A-BITCH STINKIN' GODLESS MUSLIM TERRORIST FRIENDS!!! (Not the ones who are very good friends with George W. & George H.W. Bush though! That would be the Saudi Royals & their cousins, the bin Ladens! Ohhhh, hah hah hah.... We won't talk about that & our news people, & they're all Ours!, will make sure there's no reporting of it either!)
NOW GO SHOUT & YELL & CURSE & SWEAR & TAKE YOUR GUNS TO TOWN HALL MEETINGS, MY GOOD FRIENDS!!!
OHHH, YES! WE'LL BEAT THOSE DAMNED DEMOCRATS AGAIN, YES WE WILL!
WE'LL MAKE THEM LOOK SO BAD NO BADY WILL VOTE FOR THEM AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS!!!!
AND NO HEALTH CARE REFORM FOR.......YOU!!!
(Haaaaahh hah hah hah hah haaaahhhhhhh!)